Love Notes in the Group Chat

Hey does anyone have $20 I can borrow till Tuesday?

I have $14 in my Kiwibank account and $6 in my ASB. I’ve just sent them but you’re with Kiwibank aye? Sorry the other $6 won’t come in for another hour.

[Private DM] Hey, I had just sent you $100, don’t pay it back

Hey, can I use your Afterpay login? I can transfer to you?

Of course! My email is… the password is…

Did you get the verification text?

Oh yep it’s…. 123456

Thanks!

Hey, can I ask a huge favour?

Okay… not sure if I can help, but ask away!

Can you take out a loan for me and I’ll transfer the payments to you?

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Sure can! What’s the amount?

Hey, can I borrow $50?

Just sent $200, got a bonus at work, no need to pay it back.

Hey, sorry, you borrowed $30 last week, would you be able to send that to me today or tomorrow? I have a bill due tomorrow.

OMG yes—sorry it slipped my mind. Should be in your account in an hour!

Hey, I got paid from two contracts I just had, can I buy you a $250 sex toy? Or can just give you the money?

Hey, can I add my things to your grocery list?

Of course! Did you want that chocolate too? I know you like it

Hey, does anyone want to go to Royalz tonight?

Sorry, am broke as this week.

I already have drinks at home and I gotchu for cover charge!

Sorry am not up for anything tonight, not even drinks at home.

<3 <3 <3 <3

I’ll bring wontons then.

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